Friday, April 1, 2011

Rage

A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately crashes the truck into the side of the road. The tourist winds up thrown into a ditch and suffers broken ribs and a broken arm and leg and is obviously in extreme pain. The farm animals are all messed up very badly and the farmer, although remaining inside the vehicle, still suffers cuts and scrapes.
The farmer gets out of the truck and looks at his farm animals.
The chickens all have broken limbs and can barely move. "These chickens are all useless! Nobody will want to buy these chickens anymore!" bellows the farmer. With that, he grabs and loads his shotgun and blows away the chickens.
Next, he sees the pigs and they are all lame and bleeding profusely. "These pigs are all worthless now! I'll get nothing for them!" yells the farmer. With great rage, the farmer reloads his shotgun and blows away the pigs.
The farmer looks at the sheep and they all have broken limbs and their wool is all bloodied. "Worthless sheep!" screams the farmer and with that, he reloads his shotgun and blows away the sheep.
Meanwhile, the injured tourist witnesses all of this carnage in great horror.
The farmer then moves over to the side of the ditch and looks at the tourist. "Are you okay down there?" asked the farmer.
"NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!" the tourist yelled back.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Passion

what is passion?And how much can you give to ensure your passion is fulfilled?
Passion can be described as any powerful or compelling emotion or feeling, as love or hate
People have been known to do weird things either knowingly or unknowingly.it is more intriguing when such act leaves people around you fabled.These act leave people asking themselves all sorts of questions which might have their medulla olangata permanently damaged or if luck take a couple of years to come back to their original self's.

Just a few hours ago i heard of a situation which i am sorry to say has put me in the above situation.The story goes to say that a certain young man(no names mentioned)committed suicide simply because he was denied alcohol.......There you go.Am sure you are having the same thoughts as me.I am sure you are already asking the same questions in my mind.(It is a true story)

So what comes to your mind when you hear this?The obvious question is why and how right?Apparently the man in question has a lot of passion for his drink and would do anything for the same like dying for his beloved brew.Which makes this guy a legend because he has a reason to justify his maker when judgment day comes.

So a the young guy awaits judgment i hope we would not have such bizzare incidents in the foreseeable future.
Would love to hear your opinions.






Thursday, March 17, 2011

innovation

Today Nairobi saw rain for the first time in a long spell of time and being in the midst of everything i could not fail to notice a few intriguing facts i thought i should share with you peeps.

1.Have you ever noticed how fast hawkers peddle umbrellas 20 minutes before a down fall?forgive me but i was asking myself if these guys have got a direct line to the sky god.Looking at this in the economic point of view it has been noted that kenya is leading in economic growth in east africa and much credit should go to these guys since they can determine the market trends in the blink of an eye.

2.There are times i wish i was a matatu owner.I would be a constant visitor of the sky god in fact he would be so feed up with me his gate man would be instructed never to let me in.This merely is because every time a drop of rain is seen in Nairobi it guarantees triple fare hike.If the sky god was to listen to me i would be languishing in riches achieved from fare hikes.Though i would have to be the conductor to ensure that all the earnings come into my pockets.

3.Our Kenyan lady's are more concerned about beauty than health.Saw some chick scantly dressed and it was raining dogs and cats.In spite of the fact that i was shivering she walked majestically as if she was in the middle of Sahara desert.

This facts have got me asking myself tonnes of questions.Pray anybody out there willing to help me out???

Don cheri: Man eat man

Don cheri: Man eat man: "Ever stuck you how one's misfortune tends to go down well with your adversaries?That is the question i have been asking myself the last coup..."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Man eat man

Ever stuck you how one's misfortune tends to go down well with your adversaries?That is the question i have been asking myself the last couple of days.see nature brought us up with the notion of survival for the fittest and i must say we are rather practising it literaly...

Now the otherday the famous ocampo six list was made puplic and forgive me for saying this but instead of us focusing on the poor souls mentioned,we were quick to bay for blood.Now this being said i would like to look at our normal day to day existance in the world and ask ourselfs of those situations we have found ourselfs at one point in the firing line and if during those trying times our so close buddies ever came out to save our skins?Offcourse the answer is a plain no!That leads me to conclude that the famous say that it always is you against the world...charge me wrong if you want but that is the plain truth.

I am sure we will be reflecting on this at the moment and would not like to put more into our minds.let as leave it to another day.

Monday, March 14, 2011

simplicity and its consequences

Now having been a certified simple person i always tend to fall in all kinds of traps and as a result i am always left in a lot of question marks.

Now there is this issue that has been realy into my mind for the last couple of hours and i thought i should share it across to my fans.

Before i share this i should first of all put myself across as to what kind of a person i am.I am middle aged gentleman happily married and at the prime of my existance in the world.My misus is a big fan of literature and has always been the one encouraging me to take up writing.I am currently self employed though if one asks me what i have accomplished in life that would be a million dollar question.I have currently been involved in a few business ideas but i assume i am doomed not to make it in the field and as i am writing i am on the verge of quitting on the career.Now dont take me as a failture since i have tried my hand on other ventures and though not as disappointing as business i managed to make something out of my miserable life.

Now coming back to the issue at hand as i had earlier said i have had some experiences that are kind of nerve racking and as simple as they seem i am still babbled.See i have this soft heart and tend to share what i have in me with every Dick,Tom and Harry.There is this point where i have to put this for another day,since the persons involved are so close to me but in due course i will find aliases for them and will be able to post my experiences with them here.

That being said i would like to wish you all the best.Keep on reading as we seek concur more.......




Just life 2

As i had stated on my earlier post,simplicity begets regrets at one point in time.I have had to endure one or several instances where i can say i have been utterly a fool and in the next posts i am going to chronical these events as they happened and the circumstances too.keep reading!